Santa’s Wardrobe Malfunction

Janet Jackson’s Super Bowl wardrobe malfunction may have been embarrassing but it pales in comparison to Santa getting his beard in a knot while repelling down a rope in front of a crowd of children and their parents. Children and parents had to watch as this Santa stripped while dangling from a rope at the Palm Beach Gardens Mall.

Not to kick a guy when he is down up but he really did not cut a particularly Santa-like image wearing sneakers. The descent was also far from magical even without the beard getting caught in the rope. As for the kids, the only explanation as Santa took off his beard and outfit is: “this just shows how incredible the real Santa is . . . right kids? Right? Kids?”