Catholic Cardinal: UNESCO Plots To Make “Half The World Population Homosexual”

For some people, a dark global conspiracy evolves around the trilateral commission or the military-industrial complex or even fluoride in the water. For some in the Vatican, it appears to be that sinister group in United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization (UNESCO) and their insidious plan to make “half the world population homosexual.” It is not clear who our overlord in the new gay regime will be, but I see the hand of Harvey Fierstein who has secretly longed for global domination.

The disclosure came at an event where Spanish Cardinal Archbishop Antonio Rouco Varela called for a repeal of legislation that provides for abortion on demand and a crusade against same-sex marriage. He serves as the chairman of the Spanish Bishops Conference and the bishops gathered in Madrid under the motto “Christian Family: the hope of Europe.”

During the event, the Bishop of Córdoba, Demetrio Fernández, revealed that “[t]he Minister for Family of the Papal Government, Cardinal Antonelli, told me a few days ago in Zaragoza that UNESCO has a program for the next 20 years to make half the world population homosexual. To do this they have distinct programs, and will continue to implant the ideology that is already present in our schools.”

I have personally searched the rooms of my kids for secret UNESCO literature and propaganda that teachers may have passed along for the implantation process. I feel like a real dummy. I have been spending all of my time monitoring AAA and its TripTik-based gay-centered agenda.

Source: El Pais as first seen on Reddit.