
Each of these days comes at a printing cost alone of $1200 for each resolution.
I was particularly miffed when I had to share my birthday with National Beverage Day — with the slogan “BE BOLD! Take advantage of Beverage Day to try a beverage that you have never had before.” I am struck by the clearly useless function of such a holiday. Beverage is such a generic term that it has as much impact as “National Food Day.” Of course, when you call for people to drink something on this day, you are guaranteed success. What is more important is the beverage lobby can report that it got its own day and members can give lobbyists something to show their fealty to the industry.
It may be easier to simply declare “National Celebration Day” where citizens are encourage to celebrate anything from beverages to snack foods to rickets prevention. They could at least try to combine days like appeasing both mathematicians and beverage companies with a day calling for “Drink Something With Your Pi Day.” It would be good to have just one day where I am not being told to celebrate something. As a committed citizen, I spend half of my time trying to find a way to honor safe digging or beverages as instructed by my leaders.
What will clearly not pass is “Responsible Legislating Day” where our leaders actually address problems from the economy to unemployment. That would be ridiculous.
Source: Daily Caller
