Kill Phil: Calls For Justice For Punxsutawney Phil In The Face Of A Late Winter

I woke this morning to find this Spring scene in my backyard. While I do not mind snow, it is a bitter pill for my kids who get a snow day while on Spring break when there is no school. At five this morning, I ran out to bring in the Spring plantings that we bought two days ago. I acted on the best of advice: Punxsutawney Phil assured me of an early Spring and once again the world’s most famous living rodent was wrong. The late Winter has already resulted in calls for beheadings and criminal charges for Phil.

I am not ready for beheading as I dry my snow soaked slippers but I suspect a certain rodent is playing with his human captives.

There is only one weatherman who saw the ugly truth about Phil:

By the way, it is still snowing.