Next! Hair Salon Offer Permanents For A Passing Clientele

I saw this on Reddit and had to post it. I would not view this as a very enticing offer but that may just be me.

The clear message is that they are really offering Temporaries for their senior customers.

A more sinister reading would wonder what is happening to the little angels once they enter the Little Beauty Shop Of Horrors.

That would certainly explain the short expiration date at the bottom. That is presumably for the Permanents.