Satan Spotted At Speech By President Obama, Or, How I Learned To Lay Off The Quaaludes And Make Conspiracy Theory Movies

By Darren Smith, Weekend Contributor

Finally, Abraham Maslow and Satan can agree on something—the conspiracy theorist who made this movie achieved self-actualization. Clearly this was the highest achievement in the CT world and for me one of the funniest and most unbelievable I had the pleasure of witnessing. And most astoundingly, I did not need to be a card carrying member of the illuminati to experience it.

The below movie clip describes how “the average secret service spook” takes a “shape shifting, non-human reptilian form” while working a speech for the president.

“It could be evidence of a shape shifting alien humanoid working for the powers to be.”

Having heard all the tired and rather bland conspiracy theories–the faked moon-landings, the U.N. controlling congress, 250,000 Viet Cong in British Columbia, 10,000 Mongol Horsemen in the Yucatan Peninsula–this video brought back my faith that one can still find quality wacko theories and that this art and craft has not died out.

The video has it all: The Zionist Cabal; Aliens; Government Controlled by Israel and extraterrestrials.

The video at least proved to be a welcome distraction from today’s often unsettling news and a rather busy weekend for me personally.

The only theory that I suspect might be true is that there is an actual Secret Service agent who will probably never live this down with his coworkers. And probably he will have to buy several rounds of beer on weekends to shut them up.

Well, here it is. Enjoy

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