JONATHAN TURLEY

Can You Guess What This Person Was Charged With?

Ellis Doyle, 26, appears hard up for more than cash.  He was caught on videotaped at an Ohio adult novelty store stealing an assortment of sex toys and lubricant and then leaving  with the upper half of a $2000 sex doll.  Before taking the torso however he put a $46.99 blonde wig on its head.  The mannequin’s name is “Eva.”  Fittingly the store, Cirilla ,advertises “Where Fun & Fantasy Meet.”

Doyle reportedly entered through a ventilation pipe in Cirilla’s, a shop in Elyria  around 2:45 AM Saturday.  He originally did not steal the torso.  He briefly left with goods and tried to return but the door had locked behind him.  He then reentered through the roof and spotted “Eva” and stripped off her clothing, took the upper half, and added the wig.

With the help of videotape, police quickly located Doyle who was charged with a breaking and entering charge. The stolen goods were valued at about $2650 — $2000 of which was Eva’s torso.

Eva by the way was found discarded outside a Red Roof Inn, so Doyle can probably forget any conjugal visits.