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Scientists Establish the End of the World as Starbucks Stops Serving Coffee

Two unsettling announcements were made today. Scientists have determined the precise date for the end of the world while Starbucks has announced that it will stop serving coffee for THREE HOURS today. Breathe, breathe, . . . now panic.

I am not sure which is worse the announcement of the upcoming end of the world (which is sooner than anticipated), click here, or the end of service at Starbucks, click here. One would have hoped that Starbucks could have separated the two apocalyptic announcements.

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