Jail Bait High: Texas High School to Force Troublemakers to Wear Prison Jumpsuits

Gonzales High School educators seem to believe that outfitting their students like prisoners is good training for American society in the twenty-first century. They have purchased the jumpsuits for violators of the school dress code. The biggest surprise is that the school was not named after former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales but the Texas town itself.

A school official stated that it was “worth a try” to reinforce the district’s conservative values.

Of course, the kids have already told reporters that they are violating the dress code just to wear the cool prison garb. After all, Paris Hilton wore one, click here.

For the school’s regs on earning a jumpsuit, click here.

Besides the outfits are perfect for the new classes on “Shank Construction 101,” “License-Plate Shop” and “Home-cell Economics.” In the last class, the kids learn to make delicious mac and cheese on a radiator and how to use a ground up chicklets to make a type of prison soda.

Well done, Gonzales High School school board, well done.

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