OMG: The Vatican Warns that Text-Messaging and Cell Phones May Be Hazardous to Your Ever-Lasting Soul

The Vatican has warned that omodern technology, such as the internet and mobile phones, could be leading people from salvation. That IPhone may be networking with the Devil by reducing your spiritual advancement regardless of how many time you invoke the almighty in OMG text messages.

Father Federico Lombardi, the Pope’s spokesman, said that the threat of modern technology to spiritualism should not be ignored:

“In the age of the cell phone and the internet it is probably more difficult than before to protect silence and to nourish the interior dimension of life. It is difficult but necessary. There is an interior and spiritual dimension of life that must be guarded and nourished. If it is not, it can become barren to the point of drying up and, indeed, dying. Today, this is a very grave threat, and it is the most irreparable misfortune.”

Unless you want to be on the Devil’s Twitter list, you need to step away from the Blackberry and find yourself a church.

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