Corpus Delicti: Woman Arrested for “Hot” Body

If Yvonne Pampellonne, 30, wanted a “hot” body, she got it. She is accused of stealing newly enhanced breasts and lipusuction from the Pacific Center For Plastic Surgery by stealing another person identity to change her own appearance. She was identified by clinic employees in a (fully dressed) line up.

Pampellone allegedly used a fraudulent identity to pay for liposuction and a breast implant exchange. She then failed to appear for follow up visits. The cost of the “hot” body is more than $12,000. Of course, which one of us would not like to claim that we were arrested for a hot body?

I believe the defense here is obvious: the person who committed this crime is not the same person as the one arrested. Indeed, the responsible part of the former person may have been literally sucked away in this procedure.

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