Men are now down to programming VCRs and DVDs as our only claim on indispensability. Scientists have reportedly created sperm –threatening men with obsolescence.
Scientists used stem cells to create the sperm — a possible solution to male infertility.
However, the prospects for men are not good. This was one of our main arguments for sticking around. We now face extinction at the hands of our female overlords.
This morning I have been particularly active around the house — struggling to justify continued usefulness. I am planning to reset all of the DVD players and electronics and release mice in the house. This all began with that Marie Curie person. Women have been secretly working toward this end for generations despite efforts by men like Gen. Jack Ripper to deny them his “essence.” He warned of the international communist conspiracy to “sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.” He fought and died to “deny women [his] essence” only now to have feminist mad-scientists circumvent the men entirely. The madness, the madness. Oh tyranny, thy name is woman.
Putting aside Fellini’s City of Women, this is precisely what we were warned against in the movie In Like Flint:
