More Brawner Than Brains: New Mexico Man Arrested After Intimate Moment With Car in Parking Lot

Danny Brawner, 46, appears to find a good tranny irresistible. Brawner was arrested in a grocery store parking lot after passing out following an intimate moment with his vehicle.

He was found passed out with his pants around his ankles next to the vehicular victim at Smith’s Food and Drug Store in Albuquerque. He attracted attention by swinging his arms and shouting while engaged in the sexual assault.

He was charged on two counts of aggravated indecent exposure and one count of indecent exposure. He is not the first man who found himself in overdrive at the sight of a car or car vacuum.

The car make is not known but it may have been a Conquest (The police simply want to ensure it is not a Encore).

He needs to listen to a little more Shania Twain and watch a little less of carnal car movies:

You’re one of those guys
Who likes to shine his machine
You make me take off my shoes
Before you let me get in
I can’t believe you kiss your car good night
C’mon baby tell me
You must be jokin’, right?

Oh-oo-oh, you think you’re special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you’re something else

Okay, so you’ve got a car
That don’t impress me much
So you got the moves
But have you got the touch?
Now don’t get me wrong
Yeah I think you’re alright
But that won’t keep me
Warm in the middle of the night

That don’t impress me much
You think you’re cool
But have you got the touch?
Now don’t get me wrong
Yeah I think you’re alright
But that won’t keep me
Warm on those long, cold, lonely nights
That don’t impress me much

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