The FBI is seeking a man who it calls the “Sweatin’ to the Oldies” Robber in a new wanted poster. He is rather easy to spot and possibly to smell.
To paraphrase Hans and Franz, the FBI wants (please add Austrian accent) “to lock you up.”
The man wears a sweat-inducing jogging suit and music headphones. He was videotaped robbing a Wachovia bank and then a Bank of America bank twenty-five miles away.
He then drove off in a white Dodge pickup truck and may have an accomplice, who may also be stuck in the ’80s.
