America Bombs Moon Back Into Stone Age — Al Qaeda Strength on Moon Confirmed Within 100 Insurgents of Afghan Levels

The United States of America opened a can of whoop — and bombed the Moon this morning. Early reports are promising in terms of any resistance. However, prior to the execution of the LCROSS mission, it was confirmed that the strength of Al Qaeda on the moon is within 100 insurgents of the levels in Afghanistan.

Last week, U.S. national security adviser James Jones stated that there are no more than 100 Al Qaeda operatives left in Afghanistan. here. That means that the Moon is within 100 insurgents of the insurgents facing us in the Afghanistan theatre. As a result, it is expected that there will soon be calls for an surge on the Moon to face the galactic Al Qaeda threat.

For those of you who are “Blame Earth First” voters, I will remind you that previously the Moon Men attacked our planet. They started it:

The current score is Earth I, Moon 0. Here is our first move against the lunar threat, which has been declared a success by NASA.