Not-So-Happy Meal: Colorado Man Tells Children To Bite Officers at McDonald’s

Joshua Alger, 28, in Colorado Springs, Colorado is a few fries short of a Happy Meal. Not only did an intoxicated Alger allegedly pass out in a McDonald’s play area, but he encouraged his two children to bite the arresting officers.

I have to assume that he is a Hamburglar fan.

The police ultimately had to use a taser on Alger. His parental guidance to his children at the time was reportedly to “bite the officers’ faces off.”

He was previously wanted for failing to appear in court on a charge of obstructing a police officer. He now faces charges of second-degree assault on a police officer, resisting arrest, and marijuana possession.

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