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Venus de Malum: Police Order New Jersey Family Cover Up Nude Snowwoman

A family in Rahway, New Jersey was ordered by police to cover up their nude snow woman after a neighbor complained. Maria Conneran added a bikini top and skirt to satisfy scandalized neighbors.

The snow woman seems perfectly innocent to me unless there were rumors of snow lap dances or suggestive flaking. Clearly, these neighbors need to keep their children out of any museum if this is too suggestive.

The family actually did an awesome job. Our snow woman this season looked like a cross between Bella Abzug and a traffic cone.

Sgt. Dominick Sforza was dispatched to carry out the distasteful task. However, warming temperatures later melted away the controversy.

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