A Guy Walks Into a Bar in a Hospital Gown and an IV Needle In His Arm . . .

No, this isn’t a joke. Elbert Lewis Thompson, 20, walked into a Pittsburgh bar and ordered a drink. He stood out in his hospital gown and the IV needle still stuck into his arm.

Thompson was the passenger in a car that was stopped by police. The car contained drugs and the driver Melissa Coleman, 27, was charged with drug and gun possession. Thompson complained of not feeling well and then passed out. Police suspected that he might have swallowed drugs and took him to the hospital. It turns out that Thompson is wanted in Michigan for two armed bank robberies, carrying a concealed gun, probation violations and a federal warrant for flight to avoid apprehension.

Question: What does a guy with an IV in this arm and a hospital gown order at a bar?

Answer: A Bloody Mary

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