Man Arrested After Claiming To Have Had Sex With “Christie Brinkley”
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A Florida man has been arrested in a bizarre crime. Armand M. Pacher, 64, a former insurance executive, is accused of sex with his Great Dane that he named Christie Brinkley. He was nabbed after allegedly complaining to a veterinarian’s office that the passion appears to have left his love life with Christie.
When the office called about scheduling eye surgery for the 2 ½-year-old dog, Pacher allegedly expressed his concerns over their love life: “She doesn’t seem to enjoy it as much when we have sex. Maybe it’s because I haven’t been as energetic lately and that’s why she’s not enjoying it.” In a later examination, the veterinarian reportedly found evidence of sexual assault.
Pacher was charged with animal cruelty and faces five years in prison. Bestiality is apparently not a chargeable offense.
However, Pacher’s attorney, Jeffrey Weiner, insists that the employee understood that Packer’s comment was a wisecrack. He insists that this is merely a case of a joke gone bad.
