A Florida man has been arrested in a bizarre crime. Armand M. Pacher, 64, a former insurance executive, is accused of sex with his Great Dane that he named Christie Brinkley. He was nabbed after allegedly complaining to a veterinarian’s office that the passion appears to have left his love life with Christie.
When the office called about scheduling eye surgery for the 2 ½-year-old dog, Pacher allegedly expressed his concerns over their love life: “She doesn’t seem to enjoy it as much when we have sex. Maybe it’s because I haven’t been as energetic lately and that’s why she’s not enjoying it.” In a later examination, the veterinarian reportedly found evidence of sexual assault.
Pacher was charged with animal cruelty and faces five years in prison. Bestiality is apparently not a chargeable offense.
However, Pacher’s attorney, Jeffrey Weiner, insists that the employee understood that Packer’s comment was a wisecrack. He insists that this is merely a case of a joke gone bad.
Source: Palm Beach
Insurance Executive you say, Sex with a dog. Now this explains why they call everything else experimental medicine.
maybe he should move to georgia and get a mule
To paraphraes the late, great Mr Zappa:- “I might be moving to Montana soon….”
Okay … the headline fooled me
South Florida….this could pass for the norm.
But this guy was charged…found guilty??? ’cause his name blasted all over the papers if this is just accusatory creeps me out more than the bestiality…am I the only one here who sees the potential abuse in this?
It seems to be acceptable to perform experimentation on animals and chop them up, both humanely and inhumanely (poultry), but you cannot have sex with them. I have never understood that inconsistency.
From a previous post:
“It is not uncommon for former police officers to become private detectives and leverage their connections with colleagues to drum up business. However, Michael Sianez, 53, is charged with using his former service to threaten disgruntled customers and engaging in a series of bizarre crimes, including soliciting women to have sex with his dog.”
Whats going on with the dogs,and their owners?
From above post:
“I haven’t been as energetic lately and that’s why she’s not enjoying it.” In a later examination, the veterinarian reportedly found evidence of sexual assault.”
Really!!