Friending the Dear One: Only 65 People Join North Korea’s New Facebook Page

No wonder the Dear One — North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Il — is in such a bad mood lately with his sinking of a South Korean ship and promising to unleash a nuclear holocaust. His minions created a Facebook page for North Korea but only 65 have friended him. That would just account for embassy staff or CIA monitors.

I can only imagine the blasts from the Dear One: “OMG, the running dogs are practicing war games off the coast and I just got The Bee Movie FOR THE FIFTH TIME from Netflicks!”

Or “DBEYR, I just went out and had a great meal. A new restaurant on The Great One Avenue really knows how to make fantastic dumplings out of that U.N. wheat.”

or “NIMBY, the South Korean and US Navy can go play war games off Martha’s Vineyard.”

Perhaps if more of people friended the Dear One he might be less of a total jerk. Would it be that much to ask to just send a note on what you are wearing or how the date went last night? For world peace?

Source: Gawker