Getting to the Bottom of the Matter: Florida Man Denies Possession of Cocaine Between Buttocks

Raymond Stanley Roberts may go down in history as the ultimate example of the legal advice “deny everything.” When Manatee County deputies removed bags of marijuana and cocaine from his buttocks in a search, Roberts denied the cocaine was his.

Notably, Roberts, 25, reportedly had only a partial denial, stating “[t]he white stuff is not mine, but the weed is.”

This is a case that seems to fall under the adage “possession is nine-tenths of the law.” Well, ten tenths to be exact . . . he was arrested for drug possession.

Source: Bay News and USA Today