Horn-O-Plenty: Inmate Found With 30 Items During Cavity Search

In Sarasota County, Florida, Neil Lansing, 34, proved a virtual Cornucopia during a cavity search during booking. Officers removed everything short of his lawyer in their routine search.

Lansing’s rectum contain 30 items, including 17 Oxycodone pills, 1 cigarette, 6 matches, 1 flint, 1 empty syringe with eraser over needle, 1 lip balm container, 1 condom, 1 CVS receipt, and a coupon.

I particularly like the coupon. Felonious yet frugal to the end.

He has now been charged with bringing drugs and tobacco inside a county jail.

Source: MSNBC