We previously saw a Santa costume malfunction in a mall, but this Santa seems a bit too tipsy for a Jolly fat man on a roof.
You must hand it to this guy. After collapsing on the car hood, he still try to hand over the gifts. While we may not be the most clever gender, we have heart.
Up on the housetop
reindeer pause,
Out jumps good old Santa Claus.
Down thru’ the chimney
with lots of toys,
All for the little ones,
Christmas joys.
Ho, ho, ho!
Who wouldn’t go!
Ho, ho, ho!
Who wouldn’t go!
Up on the housetop,
click, click, click,
Down thru’ the chimney
with good Saint Nick.
First comes the stocking
of little Nell,
Oh, dear Santa
fill it well;
Give her a dolly
that laughs and cries
One that will open
and shut her eyes.
Ho, ho, ho!
Who wouldn’t go!
Ho, ho, ho!
Who wouldn’t go!
Up on the housetop,
click, click, click,
Down thru’ the chimney
with good Saint Nick.
Next comes the stocking
of little Will,
Oh just see
what a glorious fill
Here is a hammer
and lots of tacks,
Also a ball
and a whip that cracks.
Ho, ho, ho!
Who wouldn’t go!
Ho, ho, ho!
Who wouldn’t go!
Up on the housetop,
click, click, click,
Down thru’ the chimney
with good Saint Nick.
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