Up On The Housetop, Click, Click, Crash: Santa Lands On Car Hood With Lots Of Toys

We previously saw a Santa costume malfunction in a mall, but this Santa seems a bit too tipsy for a Jolly fat man on a roof.

You must hand it to this guy. After collapsing on the car hood, he still try to hand over the gifts. While we may not be the most clever gender, we have heart.

Up on the housetop
reindeer pause,
Out jumps good old Santa Claus.
Down thru’ the chimney
with lots of toys,
All for the little ones,
Christmas joys.
Ho, ho, ho!
Who wouldn’t go!
Ho, ho, ho!
Who wouldn’t go!
Up on the housetop,
click, click, click,
Down thru’ the chimney
with good Saint Nick.

First comes the stocking
of little Nell,
Oh, dear Santa
fill it well;
Give her a dolly
that laughs and cries
One that will open
and shut her eyes.
Ho, ho, ho!
Who wouldn’t go!
Ho, ho, ho!
Who wouldn’t go!
Up on the housetop,
click, click, click,
Down thru’ the chimney
with good Saint Nick.

Next comes the stocking
of little Will,
Oh just see
what a glorious fill
Here is a hammer
and lots of tacks,
Also a ball
and a whip that cracks.
Ho, ho, ho!
Who wouldn’t go!
Ho, ho, ho!
Who wouldn’t go!
Up on the housetop,
click, click, click,
Down thru’ the chimney
with good Saint Nick.

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7 thoughts on “Up On The Housetop, Click, Click, Crash: Santa Lands On Car Hood With Lots Of Toys”

  1. Ho, Ho, Ho, You Didnt Know:

    That:
    The Nuremberg Laws (German: N├╝rnberger Gesetze) of 1935 were antisemitic laws in Nazi Germany introduced at the annual Nuremberg Rally of the Nazi Party. After the takeover of power in 1933 by Hitler, Nazism became an official ideology incorporating antisemitism as a form of scientific racism. There was a rapid growth in German legislation directed at Jews, such as the Law for the Restoration of the Professional Civil Service which banned “non-Aryans” from the civil-service.

    Ho, Ho, Ho, You Didnt Know:
    That:
    The International Court of Justice was convened in Nuremberg in 1945 to try Nazi war criminals and that the United States was the principle proponent of the trials and paricipated with Russia, Great Britain and France. That a prosecutor for the Americans named Whitney Harris later wrote a book called Tyranny On Trial and in that book he desribed firs the International Tribunal and then the U.S. Military Courts Martial trials which immediately followed.

    Ho, Ho, Ho, You Didnt Know:
    That the “Judges Trial” known as United States v. Altstotter was convened and tried lawyers and judges for their participation of the dismantling of the judicial system and implementation of the genocide.

    Ho, Ho, Ho, You Might Have Known:
    That a week ago some neo con named Newt Gingrich advocated the arrest of so called “activist judges” by the Capitol Police or the U.S. Marshals, judges from the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals.

    Ho,Ho. Ho. You Didnt Think:
    That the Newt Gingrich is a war criminal just like Altstotter and the rest.

    Ho, Ho, Ho, You Didnt Know:
    That Whitney Harris lived to be 97 years old and died in 2008 in
    Saint Louis, Missouri where he from time to time gave advice to younger lawyers about how to try a civil rights case.

    Ho, Ho, Ho, You Probably Know:
    That Whitney Harris is rolling over in his grave because America has no recollection of the Holocaust or the fact that the United States was THE advocate for the creation of International Law and Human Rights Laws and that WE are the culprits in the year 2011.

    Ho. Ho. HO, who gives a damn, Newt or Mitt, its a slam….

    Thanks, Jonathan for giving us the opportunity to chime in on our own topics today.

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