Japanese Mad Scientists Develop Robot That Cannot Be Beat In Rock Paper Scissors

This is why I have long refused to play rock paper scissors with robots. They are a bunch of lousy cheaters. Researchers at the University of Tokyo have developed a robot hand that win 100%of the time by using a high-speed camera and recognizes within one millisecond which shape the human hand is making. It then gives the corresponding winning shape.

What concerns me most is neither Obama nor Romney are dealing with this robot menace to playgrounds around the world. The Japanese have just created a robot army that can defeat the very best we have to offer among schoolyard truants.

You may think this seems like a huge waste of time but we will long regret our passivity when the Japanese Prime Minister offers on long future trade negotiation to settle our difference with a simple game of rock paper scissors between friends.