Girlfriend Teaches Beau Real Meaning Of One For The Road
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By Mark Esposito, Guest Blogger
Don’t leave Vanessa Robinson’s home without offering her a beer. The Hempfield Township, PA, resident is not to be trifled with when it comes to her Colt .45 malt liquor. And it seems her boyfriend, James Gallone, learned the etiquette of alcohol the hard way. Gallone had reportedly bought the beer and taken it over to his girlfriend for a good old fashioned “hanging out” session. Things turned ugly when Gallone decided to leave. Pennsylvania State Trooper, Steve Limani, picks up the story there: “The person who purchased the alcohol says, ‘I’m leaving,’ goes to grab the beer that he had purchased. The female was arguing with him that, ‘you’re not taking the beer. It ended up becoming a physical altercation.”
Physical all right — even “animal” as Olivia Newton John might say. Robinson grabbed a handy kitchen knife and slashed Gallone in the arm, neck, back and stomach area prior to him being able to disarm her. Disarming her is “no fair.” After all the young lady looks a tad tipsy and it couldn’t have been an even match. Gallone got a few stitches for his trouble and presumably a new girlfriend. Robinson got arrested and taken to the local hooskow. Bad break for her, it’s an alcohol free zone.