“One Less Lonely Girl”: Justin Bieber’s “Atta Girl” To Anne Frank

Finally, Anne Frank can find true peace.  Last week, pop singer Justin Bieber visited the Anne Frank house while in the area for a concert.  On the guestbook, he wrote “Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.’”  Bieber’s “atta girl” strangely did not go over well with most people, except of course “believers” (his name for his screeching clinging prepubescent girl followers). Bieber spared the museum a rendition of his “One Less Lonely Girl.”

No he is not too self-absorbed.

He appeared at the house in Arnhem with an army of friends and guards.

If only Anne knew that Bieber would come to her house, it might have given her something to live for like covering her small crawlspace with Bieber posters. His profound songs include such lyrics as “If I was your boyfriend, I’d never let you go; I can take you places you ain’t never been before” [like outside without homicidal Nazis and anti-Semites chasing her].

Then there is “One Less Lonely Girl”:

I’m coming for you, one less lonely girl [x3]
There’s gonna be one less lonely girl
(I’m coming for you)
I’m gonna put you first
(I’m coming for you)
I’ll show you what you’re worth
That’s what I’m gonna do
If you let me inside of your world
There’ll be one less lonely girl

With that type of deep lyrical meaning, Anne Frank’s diary no doubt pales in comparison.

I am not sure what could be next but he could be planning to thrill those nuns at the Missionaries of Charity in Calcutta by leaving a note for that Belieber, Mother Teresa. Once you are beatified, you can be bieberified.

Source: Scotsman