Lawyer Sues Church For “Religious Malpractice” In Failing To Rid Home Of Flatulent Demons

There are demon infestation problems and then there are problems like the one in the home of lawyer Madalin Ciculescu, 34. Ciculescu went to four priests to rid his home of farting demons that he and his wife insist are making their life miserable. When the flatulence continued, they sued the Bishop and church for “religious malpractice.” Putting aside the chance that this could be an “inside job” of one of the couple, it does highlight the fact that, even though money is exchanged, it is virtually impossible to hold religious officials to any objective standard for malpractice. Ciculescu was denied and hit with costs by the court.

Ciculescu told the court “If they (the accused) represent the way of God then God’s ways are crooked. They did not remove the demons that made these bad smells as they promised to do, and I still see all sorts of demons in the form of animals, usually crows but also other such things, that are making my life miserable. When I am at home they switch the TV on and off all the time, they make foul smells that give me headaches and basically roam unhindered around my house and my business.”

The priests insist that the tried to exorcise the home. Ciculescu named bishop Constantin Argatu as the person ultimately responsible for the poor exorcism skills of the priests in Romania.

This sounds more like a case for those meddling kids on Scooby Do than the Archdiocese from Arges. However, it is important to note that, if you consider Ciculescu perfectly insane, the church still sent four priests to tackle the farting demons.

Source: Daily Mail