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I Didn’t Do It . . . Wait A Minute

SMART-WATER_2687937bLondon police believe they have a colorable claim against Yafet Askale, 28, for breaking into the vehicle. Askale insisted that he was not guilty and then the police brought in an ultraviolet light.

Askale broke into a car fitted with a system that sprays a liquid called SmartWater, which becomes visible under ultraviolet light. He was sprayed while grabbing a laptop and other items in Brent in Greater London. It was a trap car. Residents have been given free kits to outfit their property with the substance — a move that has reportedly resulted in a drop of 80 percent for burglaries and a drop of 40 percent for street robberies.

As for Askale, he got off with a slight sentence and a lot of embarrassment with 49 hours of community service and a fine of £400 costs.

Of course, the biggest danger is that you will be killed as a presumptive zombie before being picked up by police.

Source: Telegraph

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