“Release The Beast”: Monster Energy Drink Exposed As Tool Of Satan

I just saw this video on YouTube of how Monster energy drink is a tool of Satan. I had previously thought it was just a really lousy drink but it turns out to be much much worse. The company’s slogan “Unleash the beast” appears more than a catchy tagline.

This just shows how gullible I am. I would have thought that Satan would have chosen Red Bull as a classic graven image for its energy drink of choice.

She does not even mention that the company used to play music by the Beastie Boys (before it was sued by the band members), a clear reference to the Biblical Beast.