“I Didn’t Finish The Job”: Virginia Police Halt Tryst In Parking Lot

Kimberly M. Jackson, 36, is every defense attorney’s nightmare . . . though it is not like she had a particularly strong defense to begin with. Jackson was photographed having sex, or at least trying to have sex, with her boyfriend in a parking lot Norfolk, Virginia. She helpfully explained that “[I] was in the mood, and that’s basically what happened.” Her boyfriend, Earl Palmer, did not exactly help things out when he came in to “clear her name.”

Jackson explained that alcohol put her in the mood and “The alcohol made me think I wouldn’t. I’m not into erotic public sex or anything like that.” Apparently, that was not a barrier. What was something of a barrier was that fact that Palmer was unconscious.

Palmer then came in and made a bad case worse. He told the police “I’m here trying to clear her name and let them know I consented to that, I just didn’t finish the job as you could say.” He then explained “Everyone wants to do something spontaneous. I’m not being disrespectful to you. Have you ever done anything spontaneous?”

Well, sure but it is usually something like going bungee jumping or trying to do the Macarena.