Professor Luna Teaches Historic Torts Class To Widespread Public and Academic Acclaim

Yesterday, Professor Luna Turley taught her first law school class at George Washington University to immediate acclaim and rave reviews. Luna helped teach animal liability and is shown here with a few students answering questions after class. One small concern was the observation that a few students were slipping Professor Luna treats to gain her favor. That could be an issue for the Tenure and Promotion Committee, but her pedagogical technique was flawless.

We gave Luna a bath and a brushing before I took her to school but she ruined her hairdo by sticking her head out the window for the entire trip into the city.

Luna demonstrated differences between ferae naturae and mansuetae or domitae naturae as well as animus reverted (habit of return). She then explored traits of domestication in animals and specifically the line where a vicious or violent propensity in dogs triggers strict liability. She used a large stuffed Wile E. Coyote to bring home the distinction between the wild and domesticated Canis.

It was a masterful performance, but then again she is a certified J.D. (Juris Dog).