Have You Seen This Clown?

The world is full of male fences for stolen goods. However, some items can be a tad more difficult to fence than others. Take the massive inflatable clown from Adelaide’s Loritz Circus.

All the police have concluded (and this is a quote) is that the thief “does not suffer from coulrophobia (a fear of clowns).” The deflated clown was taken at a service station.

The police are looking for the beloved clown, but I expect detection will follow inflation.