Cock of the Walk: English Police Seek Witness Dressed As Large . . .

In what may be the most curious police APB, detectives in Leeds are looking for the witness to an assault.  The only description however is that the man was dressed as a giant penis.  

The man is believed to have witnessed the attack on a victim that left him with a shattered shin bone, dislocated and cracked knee and torn ligaments.  The witness was clearly on his way to what the English call a “fancy dress” party.  He was in a group of 10 men which included the attacker.

Anyone with any information that could assist the investigation is asked to contact DC 3146 Burt at Elland Road via 101 quoting crime number 13170151315 or Crimestoppers anonymously on 0800 555111.