A Fool and His Money: Massachusetts Prostitute Arrested for Stealing $62,000 from Drunken John

In Lowell, Mass, a prostitute is charged with stealing $62,000 after she involuntarily turned a brief liaison into a full bondage scene. Jessica Garcia, 30, allegedly was to be paid $30 to perform oral sex, but noticed that the man had a duffel bag filled with cash. The man says that she tied his belt around his legs, pushed him down, and ran for it with the cash.

The man was reportedly drunk and was holding a bag of money filled with credit card advances. The man had been drinking cognac for hours and, according to police, rode his bike with the duffel bag in the search of a prostitute on Saturday night. She took him to the basement of a nearby building when he got more than he paid for.

She is now charged with unarmed robbery. He is lucky. Police have been forfeiting cars and other property used by johns. Notably, however, the police found Garcia later that night with only three stacks of bills totaling $44,521. That would make this a roughly $18,000 hire — finally Spitzer looks frugal in comparison.

As for the John, he has shown once again the truism that a fool and his money are soon parted.

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