How Can an Egghead Nerd Clear Out a Room Full of Bodybuilders? Just Scream “Urinalysis!”

There was an interesting scene at the Belgian bodybuilding championship when all of the competitors reportedly fled at the appearance of a lab nerd with an anti-doping testing kit. Note: neither of the bodybuilders shown here are accused of doping, but the standards have clearly changed in a few decades.

Doping official Hans Cooman reportedly exclaimed that “I have never seen anything like it and hope never to see anything like it again.”

Previously, anti-doping testers in northern Belgium’s Flanders region found that three-quarters of the competitors tested positive.

It is not clear if any screamed, ala Milo Perrier on Murder By Death, “I’m an Not a Frenchie, I am a Bulgee.”

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