Cpl. Kevin Roddy said that he responded to a call and found Taylor, 40, and Childers, 44, arguing on the side of the road. He said that he was able to conclude that the verbal altercation turned violent when “Cheetos potato chips were used in the assault.” His report states “[t]here was evidence of the assault.’ The report added “however no physical marks on either party and the primary aggressor was unable to be determined.”
It is not clear why Roddy believed that thrown Cheetos merited an arrest, but seems a pretty poor excuse for an arrest. I know that Cheetos are “dangerously cheesy” but that is primarily a marketing claim.
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