Urine a Lot of Trouble, Mr. Thompson: Janitor Filmed Relieving Himself on Court Reporter’s Chair

Stephen L. Thompson, 58, a courthouse janitor in Clark County, Indiana had a curious response to a court reporter who rebuffed his expressions of affection. Hell hath no fury like a janitor scorned.

A court reporter Adrianne Fuller repeatedly complained that her chair was wet in the morning. The court decided to install a hidden camera only to reportedly catch Thompson urinating on her chair. Fuller had previously filed a complaint against Thompson for calling her “sweetheart” and hugging her.

The police are analyzing the chair for DNA — the least glamorous work of the good people at CSI.

Thompson was fired after admitting the urination and now faces two felony counts of attempted battery by bodily waste — which could bring up to three years in jail (and seriously problems finding a willing cellmate).

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