Stephen L. Thompson, 58, a courthouse janitor in Clark County, Indiana had a curious response to a court reporter who rebuffed his expressions of affection. Hell hath no fury like a janitor scorned.
A court reporter Adrianne Fuller repeatedly complained that her chair was wet in the morning. The court decided to install a hidden camera only to reportedly catch Thompson urinating on her chair. Fuller had previously filed a complaint against Thompson for calling her “sweetheart” and hugging her.
The police are analyzing the chair for DNA — the least glamorous work of the good people at CSI.
Thompson was fired after admitting the urination and now faces two felony counts of attempted battery by bodily waste — which could bring up to three years in jail (and seriously problems finding a willing cellmate).
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If this is how he acts when rejected, what the Hell happens when he’s happy?
When I go to restaurants, I am always nice to waiters, just in case they want to retaliate.
There is a name for this:
“business shower
July 25 3893 up, 1013 down
An intimate shower taken between 2 persons solely for the purpose of saving time, completely devoid of any sexual connotation.”
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Urine in my Heart, Urine my Soul, My Bed bunk Mate is now named Joe. He stubbed his Toe and now I am his Ho . . . .
I would have more sympathy for him if it had been the Judge. . . .
Attempted battery by bodily waste?? How would you like to investigate that one? I hope that all he did was urinate on the chair. Sick!
The saga of the Minnesota urinals love triangle oozes to the surface once again …
Booty snaking …
http://blogdredd.blogspot.com/2009/07/snake-your-booty.html