The Ultimate Pick Up Line: Robber Allegedly Returns to Ask Victim Out on a Date

If Stephfon Bennett, 20, thought that “Hey, I’m the guy who robbed you, wanna go out?” is a good pick up line, he was right. The Columbia police picked him up after Bennett allegedly returned to the home of a woman he robbed to ask her on a date.

Bennett is accused of being one of three men who robbed Diana Martinez in front of her apartment complex.

The robbers fled after she screamed and slammed a car door on one of the guys pointing the gun. One hour later, Bennett appeared at her door to ask if she wanted to go out. I assume it would be Dutch since he allegedly came up short on free cash that day at work.

This is not the only pick-up line that has led to an arrest, here.

For future reference, other pick up lines for the criminally love struck include:

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!

Call the police!! It has to be illegal to look that hot!

I am entitled to one call, can I have your phone number?

You stole my heart and I am here for restitution and a movie.

You slay me and I know something about slaying.

I am due for a strip search, may I assume the position?

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