The Ultimate Pick Up Line: Robber Allegedly Returns to Ask Victim Out on a Date

image_bennett_280If Stephfon Bennett, 20, thought that “Hey, I’m the guy who robbed you, wanna go out?” is a good pick up line, he was right. The Columbia police picked him up after Bennett allegedly returned to the home of a woman he robbed to ask her on a date.

Bennett is accused of being one of three men who robbed Diana Martinez in front of her apartment complex.

The robbers fled after she screamed and slammed a car door on one of the guys pointing the gun. One hour later, Bennett appeared at her door to ask if she wanted to go out. I assume it would be Dutch since he allegedly came up short on free cash that day at work.

This is not the only pick-up line that has led to an arrest, here.

For future reference, other pick up lines for the criminally love struck include:

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!

Call the police!! It has to be illegal to look that hot!

I am entitled to one call, can I have your phone number?

You stole my heart and I am here for restitution and a movie.

You slay me and I know something about slaying.

I am due for a strip search, may I assume the position?

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8 thoughts on “The Ultimate Pick Up Line: Robber Allegedly Returns to Ask Victim Out on a Date”

  1. I stole this line, so fair warning it’s not for the T-shirt contest.

    “What’s your sign? I’m a Feces! My friends call me No. 2.”

    (Thank you Bob Nelson where ever you are. Your stand-up kills.)

  2. This guy thought he was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO good looking Diana was just going to melt and say yes. Unfortunately I’ve know guys like this who are arrogant enough to think thier looks will get them through anything. Unfortunately it often does.

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