If Stephfon Bennett, 20, thought that “Hey, I’m the guy who robbed you, wanna go out?” is a good pick up line, he was right. The Columbia police picked him up after Bennett allegedly returned to the home of a woman he robbed to ask her on a date.
Bennett is accused of being one of three men who robbed Diana Martinez in front of her apartment complex.
The robbers fled after she screamed and slammed a car door on one of the guys pointing the gun. One hour later, Bennett appeared at her door to ask if she wanted to go out. I assume it would be Dutch since he allegedly came up short on free cash that day at work.
This is not the only pick-up line that has led to an arrest, here.
For future reference, other pick up lines for the criminally love struck include:
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
Call the police!! It has to be illegal to look that hot!
I am entitled to one call, can I have your phone number?
You stole my heart and I am here for restitution and a movie.
You slay me and I know something about slaying.
I am due for a strip search, may I assume the position?