Sneezegate: Chuck Todd Contaminates White House With Unguarded Sneeze

The White House was the scene of a bio-hazard attack today when NBC White House reporter Chuck Todd sneezed into his hand rather than into his government-approved, network-supplied sleeve. The shocking violation of health security rules was captured on the video below and immediately caught by Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius who called for Purell and police (Ok, just the Purell).

Sebelius suggested to call in Elmo who would presumably go Medieval on Todd until he promised to sneeze in his sleeve.

Of course, Sebelius may have to make another stop in her Elmo tour on proper sneezing:

It is clear that the Administration’s educational efforts have been less than successful. They may want to look to this gem from our British cousins: