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The Nanook Invasion: Hockey Planning, Space Dwelling Polar Bears Attack Earth

YouTube PosterThis promo was for some reason pulled as “over-the-top.” I can’t imagine what they mean . . .

What the video does accurately depict is the galactic threat of polar bears. This did not happen when Sarah Palin was protecting our Alaskan border.

What really bothers me is how little prepared we are for this threat. As usual, the Obama Administration seems divided and uncertain what to do. Congress spent nothing (that’s right, nothing) on galactic bear tracking and containment. Dick Cheney’s secret program of Galactic Bear Hunters had its funding cut years ago — leaving us naked to the threat. Now, we face a new threat of hockey-stick toting, seal-eating overlords.

For the outcome of this inter-species struggle, watch Fox’s newest program “When Galactic Polar Bears Attack.” Coming in October.

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