The True Obama High: Police Seize Obama Ecstasy Pills

Mario Guadalupe Saenz, 22, was arrested in Palmview, Texas after police found a bag of ecstasy pills that seemed strikingly familiar: they are shaped in Obama’s image. Other pills featured Homer Simpson. It turns out that that euphoria that you feel with Obama may be more chemical than political.

Many conservative pundits have pushed for Barack Obama to identify the drugs that he used in his younger days. But it now turns out that Obama isn’t doing drugs, he is the drugs. He literally makes you high.

Saenz was stopped after driving reckless driving around 10:15 a.m. Saenz also had cocaine and black tar heroin, marijuana, and Xanax pills — making him a rolling candy store of narcotics.

Police are most concerned with the fact that the pills look so much like vitamins and could be confusing for children.

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