The True Obama High: Police Seize Obama Ecstasy Pills

Mario Guadalupe Saenz, 22, was arrested in Palmview, Texas after police found a bag of ecstasy pills that seemed strikingly familiar: they are shaped in Obama’s image. Other pills featured Homer Simpson. It turns out that that euphoria that you feel with Obama may be more chemical than political.

Many conservative pundits have pushed for Barack Obama to identify the drugs that he used in his younger days. But it now turns out that Obama isn’t doing drugs, he is the drugs. He literally makes you high.

Saenz was stopped after driving reckless driving around 10:15 a.m. Saenz also had cocaine and black tar heroin, marijuana, and Xanax pills — making him a rolling candy store of narcotics.

Police are most concerned with the fact that the pills look so much like vitamins and could be confusing for children.

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8 thoughts on “The True Obama High: Police Seize Obama Ecstasy Pills”

  1. I think I may have to alert the media. Byron, you said something complementary about socialism. It must be the holidays. And I know a guy who sells bow rosin and lighters wholesale. Let me know if you need the hookup.

  2. Buddha:

    the gummi vitamins are a great idea, some people have trouble swallowing pills and chewing the vitamin makes it easier to ingest. Although there are liquid vitamins as well.

    I don’t think it has to do with an infantile culture. Although I don’t disagree that we do have an infantile culture. Caused in most part by our affluence. I would imagine that if you read accounts from history about prosperous times you would see major similarities.

    So in one respect socialism is good in that it makes us more mature.

    But we are about on the verge of finding out how the Italians felt AD 800.

  3. I’m just waiting for some enterprising young person to come out with ecstasy gummi’s. Hey, if they make adult formula vitamins in gummi form for our infantile culture, why not go for the recreational drugs too?

  4. Location, Location, Laotian. The rule of thumbs in marketing is sell something that a person wants. Identify the need and fill it. I guess DC has it own ecstacy. Who ever is in charge.

    Now exactly what was Tiger Woods taking? We know what he was doing…..or think we do….

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