Bachelor Comes With 500 Channels! Chinese Doctors Remove Clicker That Was a Bit Too Remote

Chinese doctors at the Hunan Hangtian Hospital in Changsha were unsure what was the cause of the pain that a student was describing after a drunken party until he rolled over and the television in the hospital room changed channels . . .

This was apparently a joke of other students after the man passed out after a drunken party. It still beats a hammer (here). and, for couch potatoes, it does keep both hands free for chips and salsa.

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