This is why I no longer wear Spandex to work.
The accident occurred at World Championships in Switzerland with Scottish-born Cooke about to jump off on the track with her team mate Nicola Minichielle.
I was once arguing in front of the Connecticut Supreme Court when my co-counsel, a former Justice himself, had the ultimate malfunction. Getting out of his car, he ripped his pants from the crotch to the knee. Like a true trooper, he continued to court — appearing in an overcoat to protect confidential secrets.
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