I Watanabe Drug Tested: Snowboarder Offers Curious Description of Olympic Experience

Somebody drug test this man. U.S. snowboarder Graham Watanabe was asked what it was like to compete in his second Winter Olympics. He responded it was like “Pegasus mating with a unicorn and the creature that they birth I somehow tame it and ride it to the sky and clouds and sunshine and rainbows.”

Before he got to the “sunshine and rainbows” part there should have been an Olympic official with a small cup tapping him on the shoulder.

On the official website, Watanbe states for his goal that “I’d like to, eventually, learn at least three languages in addition to English.” Well, he is clearly fluent in crazy so he has only two to go.