Somebody drug test this man. U.S. snowboarder Graham Watanabe was asked what it was like to compete in his second Winter Olympics. He responded it was like “Pegasus mating with a unicorn and the creature that they birth I somehow tame it and ride it to the sky and clouds and sunshine and rainbows.”
Before he got to the “sunshine and rainbows” part there should have been an Olympic official with a small cup tapping him on the shoulder.
On the official website, Watanbe states for his goal that “I’d like to, eventually, learn at least three languages in addition to English.” Well, he is clearly fluent in crazy so he has only two to go.
Did you see Watanabe’s ride?
I’ll tell you one thing, those drugs were NOT performance-enhancing.
More proof the further away from Olympics, Olympians, Professional Sports players, and sports announcers the better off we all are.
Seriously, they are all on drugs anyway. Why even give these clowns the time of day?
Perhaps he’s bipolar? Just speculating…
Well I guess he wanted to ride the one horned horse as he fly’s away…..
But will he have a silver bullet and a side kick too.
True, but the pegasus/unicorn thing is a bit kinky.
When being really happy is outlawed, only outlaws will be really happy. What do you have against happiness?
Timothy Leary should only be so proud.